Me pretending to be in the Snuggie commercial ft. mom
omg you’re mother seriously looks like she’s running low on hope
her and my dog both
I get squinty when I’m happy!
your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly
And yet you offer yours.
What a student gave to one of my teachers
whenever someone tells me “it’s your fault i ship this” my heart swells with pride and purpose
Midnight snack more like midnight 3 course meal w dessert
well one of us is going to have to change
I just realized how fucking disgusting it is that it’s considered healthy and normal for teenage boys to eat everything ever yet teenage girls are obviously also growing but are fucking dieting all the time and shamed for eating while they’re growing
you’re welcome, sweetie :)
well that one was written by the lovely petra and it’s here
what’s the fic, darling?
all you need to fucking know about weather in california
wow lol this is actually embarrassing
is california real
*opens photobooth to take selfie*
"maybe some other time"
I think you look great here
me as a professor